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me (11:44:41 PM): rudy tells me about the most effed up sex stories ever
me (11:44:51 PM): and then hes like 'why dont we have any good stories?"
veronica (11:44:55 PM): hahahahah
veronica (11:45:03 PM): well, im sure whatever stories there are, THEY KNWO
me (11:45:03 PM): ummm because im not a freak who likes to be peed on mkay
veronica (11:45:09 PM): eww,
veronica (11:45:14 PM): wait, wasnt that *********??
me (11:45:17 PM): hahahahah

yes it was


me (12:06:08 AM): ive never really known a likeable robert
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veronica (12:07:27 AM): so, i guess roberts arent all that bad
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me (12:08:07 AM): maybe the problem with roberts
me (12:08:14 AM): is that we expect too much from them
me (12:08:37 AM): were expecting robert de niro...or robert plant...or robert downey jr


certain parts were edited out of this convo for any specific roberts who ma come across who were specifically mentioned as examples of unlikeable roberts